super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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