$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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