We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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