My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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