Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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