you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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