Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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