Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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