And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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