What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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