Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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