She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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