In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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