My liver just broke up with me...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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