At least make sure they are 18
Why
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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