I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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