carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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