i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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