i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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