why didn't you poke me back
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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