I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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