I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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