Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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