I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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