2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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