fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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