Hey man sorry I got all grabby
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We need to rekindle our bromance
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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