Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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