im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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