Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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