With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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