he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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