next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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