We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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