Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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