The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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