brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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