Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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