my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't deserve a penis
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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