this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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