Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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