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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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