She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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