Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
