I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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