You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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