i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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