she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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