I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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