i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
