I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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