If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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