I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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