Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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