HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
