Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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