Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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